Desultory

So in honor of April Fool's, I will tell all 8 of you (my followers) about one of the funniest pranks I was involved in pulling off.

I was working at the pharmacy at the time and was having a grand ol' time, I was fresh out of college, the economy was awesome and my co-workers were dope. We had a pharmacist, let's call him Phil (cuz that's his name) who was dating a BBW at the time. Phil and bbw had been texting all day long and it was getting annoying. So my boy Gabe and I devised a plan to send Phil fake texts through the Internet as if they were coming from bbw. So we finally send a text that reads "I'm in bed eating pie and thinking about you!" Phil reads the text and can't decide what to make of it. He starts getting suspicious and calls bbw, while Gabe and I look on; he proceeds to ask her this: "Are you eating pie?" I had to leave the office because I was laughing so hard. Apparently bbw asked "what?" and Phil had to backpedal.

Later that day, we had someone call the pharmacy and pretend to be bbw's ex-boyfriend and go off on Phil. He was so scared that I think he might have had to change his underwear. All day he was sweatin' it and asking us what he should do. I don't know how we all kept a straight face, but we did. After getting our laughs in for the day, we finally told Phil it was all a joke. He wasn't even upset and even appreciated the joke. I think he was just relieved to not have to fear for his life.

And what happened to Phil and BBW u ask? Well, surprisingly, they are now married with little BBW children.


Just kidding, Phil and BBW didn't work out unfortunately, but did provide me with many more humorous moments!

April Fools, fools!